Something horrible happened to these, (our) Tinker-toys. You can't tell by looking at them, but they were physically, and I have to say most importantly, emotionally traumatized by none other then our OWN flesh and blood. That's right.
Avery.
Avery might have scarred our Tinker -toys for life. We are hoping they make a full recovery however, but as we speak they are still in a traumatic state of mind. They are currently in a clean and friendly environment where they can rest and recover until they can return back to their bucket.
What did Avery do to these poor, helpless Tinker-toys??
Madi: Mom, Avery peed.
Me: Ok. Well can you tell her to come here.
Madi: No, Avery peed on the Tinker-Toys.
Me: What? She did WHAT?!
Ryan and I find that Avery was upstairs playing and apparently she couldn't make it down the stairs fast enough to go potty, so she pulled down her pants and sat over the Tinker-toy bucket and peed.
We took Avery into custody just minutes after the incident happened to talk with her about the allegations brought against her. We have filed a restraining order against Avery, that she must stay at least 20 feet away from the Tinker-toys. As this is her first offense, no jail time is required. Nevertheless, she will be doing a few hours of community service for her repulsive actions she committed against the Toys.
Don't let this innocent face fool you...
Poor, poor Tinker-Toys.
Avery.
Avery might have scarred our Tinker -toys for life. We are hoping they make a full recovery however, but as we speak they are still in a traumatic state of mind. They are currently in a clean and friendly environment where they can rest and recover until they can return back to their bucket.
What did Avery do to these poor, helpless Tinker-toys??
Madi: Mom, Avery peed.
Me: Ok. Well can you tell her to come here.
Madi: No, Avery peed on the Tinker-Toys.
Me: What? She did WHAT?!
Ryan and I find that Avery was upstairs playing and apparently she couldn't make it down the stairs fast enough to go potty, so she pulled down her pants and sat over the Tinker-toy bucket and peed.
We took Avery into custody just minutes after the incident happened to talk with her about the allegations brought against her. We have filed a restraining order against Avery, that she must stay at least 20 feet away from the Tinker-toys. As this is her first offense, no jail time is required. Nevertheless, she will be doing a few hours of community service for her repulsive actions she committed against the Toys.
Don't let this innocent face fool you...
Poor, poor Tinker-Toys.
11 comments:
I am loving all of these cute posts! Your girls make me want to have a girl! I loved the awesome fort and the awesome spiked hair in the tub. How lucky your girls are to be sisters! And how lucky they are to have you for a mommy.
HAHA! Kids toys really do take a beating! Ah isn't age two fantastic.hehe Avery is such a cutie pie! Hope you guys are well!!
Love your posts!! So funny-LOL
lol! don't let this innocent face fool you!!!
hahaha, at least she peed in a bucket and not on the carpet! That's really funny. after the fact i'm sure. ;)
When Saylor was 2, I caught her using my rubber tree as a potty. It was potted in a large pot, and she would just squat over it and let 'er rip. When I told her not to do that, she went on to use a pile of laundry, a box, and our lilac bush as toilets. Kids are funny.
Your blog looks so cute! I love the new design! :)
Haha! Hilarious story!
Hahahaha! Glad you have this recorded for posterity! Glad also that the judge went easy on this cute little face! Hope ALL have recovered from their traumatic experience!
I LOVE reading your posts!!! You have such a way with words!
How hilarious...I mean how sad. Avery not only looks like her Uncles Sean & Nathan but sadly she takes after them in personality and actions. The good news is that they grow up to be adorable and sweet adults. It's just that you have to endure...I mean get through...the teenage years. Avery is such a sweety!
I'm glad she didn't have to be incarcerated so that we don't have to go through any kind of pat down or anything to visit. We miss you all!
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